Rock Climbing

The sport of trying to find the easiest way to do the hardest thing possible. It involves getting really drunk on Mountain Dew, followed by shitting your pants so hard that you can hear the colour 94.

Greg: I like rock climbing!
Satan: I fear your power.

by professional_anus_tickler May 10, 2023

Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 5, 2023

That's so rock climbing

You'll feel it in your gut, desperately escaping your lips. When you see something that's just so rock climbing, you've gotta say it.

*a climber drives to a nearby restaurant to poop instead of going in the woods* "That's so rock climbing"

by amawomps April 13, 2023

I am climbing up your tower

you can kiss my ass

I am climbing up your tower
And I'm smudging up your glass
HEY

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 3, 2024

delta keep climbing

Delta airlines has the best sex crazed stewardesses

The advertisement “Delta keep climbing” really should be “Delta in-flight stripclub and prostitution” because Delta is that good

by Bad C dev November 6, 2024

Columbian Rock Climbing

The act of snorting multiple lines of crack with each line increasing in length.

"Hey, the boys and I are Columbian rock climbing. Wanna join?"

by The School of Codyism May 7, 2025

Texas rock climbing

Texas rock climbing consists of a man and woman shitting out their turds up and down a staircase. After the turds are scattered on the stairs, they race up the stairs on all fours, as if they are climbing a rock wall. Whichever one of them loses the race has a get all the shit rubbed on their body (if there is extra it shoved into their rectum) until it crusts.

Bro 1: Have you ever been Texas rock climbing?
Bro 2: Nah what is that.
Me: Oh boy, just look it up and have a grand time

by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025