Clap test

The process of, after having a few drinks, hugging a plump girl who you are trying to hook up with and stealthily attempting to clap your hands. If you can clap your hands, you're good to go. If a girl fails the clap test, RUN.

Jesse: "I'm gonna gonna go for it!"
Joe: "Did you do the clap test?"
Jesse: "Nope, but I'm gonna go for it anyway."

by A Grown Ass Man September 8, 2010

Clap of Whores

A group of women that represent skanks, sluts, skeezers, and/or whores. In relation to a pack of wolves but as to not disparage wolves.

Source: G. Dolan

Those Kardashians are a clap of whores.

by hidariryu April 23, 2013

clap with no hands

The act of slapping your ass cheeks together and making a clapping noise

Can you make it clap with no hands for me?

by Fart face 101 December 3, 2016

Clap-Clops

The shoes bro-hoes wear to attract mates.

"When Cally trots after her children at the playground, the loud crack of thunder of her clap-clops slapping against the pavement scare the other small children away."

by shmegmatize May 27, 2013

clap slap

When an individual slaps another individual with an STD infected hand, usually the palm, and usually across the face.

Shit... If that kitchen bitch keeps flappin’ her gums, Imma clap slap dat hoe.

by B-rizzle Leeroy November 28, 2019

Clap and cap

Clapping of the cheeks followed by a capping of the knees.

Having sex with the bitch whose knees you're supposed to cap

The jobs done, I clap and capped that hoe.
This bitch is in for a clap and cap.
Jared gave her a clap and cap.

by Clapmycheeks42069 April 1, 2020

clap your ass

Meaning Fight, Punch , and beat up somebody unexpectedly after they talked shit about you

“Disrespect my mom one more time and I will clap your ass”

by your mom gei 101 June 4, 2018