chode 

a penis that is wider than long, or a person who is fatter than they are tall.

Holy shit look at that chode rolling down the hill!!!

chode by ^(<!PIMP!>)^ October 31, 2003

chode 

When the male penis is wider than it is in length.

"Wow, look at that man's chode, it is wider than it is long, amazing"

chode by George Batchelor December 3, 2006

Chode 

A word you use in place of any verb (must be verb) for no real reason
Future - will chode
Present - chode or choding
Past - choded

I choded (used instead of wrapped) my gifts for the orphans today.

Chode by tbhturtle April 4, 2016

chode 

a chode is a very wide but short penis.

"did you hear about tori the chode?"

chode by Dr.H November 8, 2009

Chode 

1) a penis more girthsome than it is lengthy.

The Chode was here!

you are a chode

why such a chode?

Chode by jpizzizzle July 7, 2007

chode 

a fat, short ,stubby penis

she said he has a chode in them jeans

chode by clit master June 26, 2008

chode 

a small dick that is much girthier than it is long, like a 1 inch long penis that is as wide as a pringles can.

becky wants a chode times a pencil, that apparently means huge, bitch

chode by crazy February 5, 2004