brasumptious chesticles

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!

"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"

by ScottRiley February 23, 2008

Chesticles

When your balls are settled snuggly between a womans breasts as she's giving you head.

Jordan: "Yo man, what'd u do last night?"
Martin: "One word bro, one fuckin word: Chesticles."
Jordan: "Nice bro! Fuck yeah!"
Martin: "Fuckin fuck yeah!"

by Chris Colletti January 3, 2009

chesticles

small or tiny boobs, the opposite of big breasts.

dude, that chicks got chesticles!

by m1st February 2, 2005

Shrunken Chesticles

Same meaning as flat chested when used to describe the bust size of a woman.

Man! She is flat chested! Yup, Shrunken Chesticles.

by Sham Danger January 30, 2015

Chesticles

A term used for a female whose breasts hang so low that they hang beside her vagina like a pair of testicles.

"Did you see the chesticles on that old granny over there? Her tits were hangin' so low, I swear they were draggin' on the floor!"

"Check out the chesticles on that lady!"
"Seriously, has she ever heard of a bra?"

by Frippy & Sagey March 30, 2008

Chesticles

Meaning A Guy with no balls, no courage , not accepted as a guy

(Response when your taking the piss out of someone)

"Check your chesticles"

by L.J September 17, 2005

Chesticle Hair

When a guy or girl is so hairy that their chest hair meets their testicle hair.

There was no end in sight. His chesticle hair covered his entire upper body.

by Denim Allis May 18, 2018