charva

A person that likes to wear cheap, baggy sportswear. They often have names like Darren or Dean and live on run down council estates. There are a large number of 'Charvas' in places like Leeds, Manchester or Newcatsle. Charvas tend to listen to 'bangin' tunes and love to hear tunes such as Clubmix 2000. Charvas often drive old Vauxhall Novas with oversized spoilers, that make them look incredibly stupid. The charva has a very limited vocabulary that includes words such as: Crank, Slink and Fucking.

"I'll snap ya jaw, you fuckin crank"!!!

by Will Marshall December 18, 2003

Chareat

Chareat (adj./v.)
1) To show signs of impossibility
2) Sweet

1)Joe: Dude! Today I dunked on a 10 foot hoop!
Jason: Chareat

2)Joe: Jas, we're having a huge pudding eating contest tomorrow. You in?
Jason: Aw Chareat I'm so gonna win

by Jason Joe March 16, 2008

charva

im not a hippie or goth or nethin, jus normal and i stil think that charvas r scuffs hu hang around outside tescos fleggin on tha floor in their trackies and shoutin "ear rite..." and "init". Hu eva sed dat they have expensive clothes needs shootin, no offence but wot planet r they from i mean since wen has adidas poppers and tape players with new monkeys blastin out of been good. What i acnt understand is how they get their hats to stay on their heads wen its windy as there balanced at a 90 degree angle on the backs of their head so you can see the huge lethal fringe sticking out. i suppose if they wana spend ther lives in council estastes or outside supermarkets stoned or pist then its up 2 them, better than havin no goals i suppose. half of them end up in prison for dealin pills at raves to 10 year olds. and hu tha hell serves the lil 10 year olf for fags coz they always seem to have one in their hand!!!i do have friends hu aer slightly on tha charva side so im not stereotyping all of u, but some things jus hav 2 b sed.

what du cal a townie in a cupboard?
init!

by nicola February 25, 2004

charva

In-depth defintion, PART FOUR:
Popular charva hobbies and pastimes include theft, fraud, fire and accruing large amounts of debt from Crazy Georges (now Bright House) which gives way to one of their favourite pursuits of all - moving house and changing their identity for the purposes of obtaining more credit. Most charvae hence owe anywhere upward of £20,000 and have multiple warrants out for their arrest. They are also keen larceners. However, competing over the most comprehensive and colourful criminal record is perhaps the most enduring folk-sport among charva-kind. At leisure (or in cells), favourite charva TV shows include 'Police, Camera, Action', 'Hard Bastards' and the profound observations aired by Trisha give them their early morning thinking-matter, which braces them for a hard day of drinking and teaching their toddlers to swear while simultaneously smacking them for asking questions. Charvae on the whole do not own cars, though a popular pursuit is to steal one to see how the other half live, then torch it out of envy. Charvae also do not enjoy carrying weapons of any description, against the popular belief. This is only because most cannot afford them, plus the fact that no-one will sell them to charvae in the wise belief that they would deploy them for sport at a moment's notice.

Popular charva hobbies and pastimes include theft, fraud, fire and accruing large amounts of debt from Crazy Georges

by evelyn waughfare November 29, 2003

charva

well solid people who pick on kidz 45 times smaller than them. and drink cheap booz and tinnys in parks while wearing their burbuary cloths and hang around with lasses with about 400 chaains on and ear rings the size of a frige

awer ya ganin to the paark nd dust the rest of our tinys nd chin a cupple of bens

by anth October 21, 2003

charva

One who politely enquires passers by as to whether or not they have any spare change available for use on public transport.

"Scuse me wor kid, can y help iz oot"?

Wor lass is pregnant an a haven't got enuff money t get yem. Can y borrer is thorty seven pence for the metty pleeze"?

by Steely January 16, 2004

Charva

a lad/lass who wears strippy jumpers(henry lloyd that is)tracksuit bottoms and the boots(rockports). they all wear them berghouses (the merra peak ones)the lasses have fringes and wear all the stars and bars nd button necklaces and them big earrings(bugie swingers)they walk around as if they rule the place and if they see you theyll say 'lend iz a snowt' thats can i please lend a ciggareet in english haha. they go around tourching cars and robbing old ladies. they also do that horrible griffey on the walls of the metro's and drink on street corners. most of them have left school by the age of 15.

'lend iz a snowt'
'takst'
'ill burst yee'
'err hippys lets do them'

by jay t February 4, 2004