charity crapper

(n). One who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. Quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.

Every day at 3 Pm, Max comes into the library to free his load. Why doesn't he go home and use his own toilet? He's a charity crapper.

by Boggler March 5, 2004

charity bang

Helping one of your not-so-good buddies out by taking his not-so-good-looking girl friends home so she stops complaining about a lack of ass.

I think my karma bucket is overflowing from all the girls I've been charity banging lately

by Quinmill November 4, 2007

Charity Stache

A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.

1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.

2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Charity Work

Chatting a girl up out of sympathy because no one else will do it.

by Kilo Lobo June 14, 2003

charity strike

another name for a free throw in basketball.

Commentator: "And Shaq misses both from the charity strike."

by deusbello July 11, 2011

Charity Sex

When one person has sex with another person, sometime quite begrudgingly, just to satisfy their partner and not primarily for his or her own pleasure.

Jane gave John some charity sex because it was their anniversary. But after that she went right back to her bob.

by DMunee August 23, 2011

charity crapper

(n). 1. One who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn't bring anything to eat/drink. 2. A guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.

"Hey Paul, should I invite Bill?" "Oh, no, man! Not that charity crapper!"

by boggler October 10, 2005