catastrofuck

Iraq, circa 2006.

First coined by Jon Stewart on Comedy Central's "The Daily Show". In his words, "when a hellhole hits a cataclysm".

"The situation in Vietnam during the late 60s and early 70s can best be described as a catastrofuck."

by Edokko October 4, 2006

catastrofuck

When a Hellhole meets a Cataclysm.

"What is it when a hellhole meets a cataclysm... Oh yeah, a catastrofuck" ~Jon Stewart

by Kurobei October 5, 2006

catastrofuck

The punctuation symbolizing when a hell-hole hits a castrophe:

;...(

Coined by Jon Stewart.

"Holy Christ! That's the biggest car crash I've ever seen at a children's hospital;...( What a Catastrofuck!"

by Shira__ January 5, 2007

Mexican Catastrophe

When you combine a sniper (running out of a closet and cumming on your friend or girl friends hair after they have sex) then kick them down a flight of stairs.

I was watching my friend and his/her companion having sex from the closet when I was aboubt to bust a nut I ran out the closet, blew my load in her hair then drug her to the stairs and pushed her down the flight of stairs. then she cam back for more, thus completing the mexican catastrophe.

by Tyler R.& Tyler W. June 11, 2006

catastrofuck

Worse than the worst possible situation you can imagine.

"What do you call it when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? Oh yes...a catastrofuck. I just coined that phrase, didn't I?"
-- John Stewart
The Daily Show
10/2/2006

by Shinarae Lluminus October 4, 2006

catstration

The emasculating effect that occurs when a man cares for a large number of cats.

Doug has not fucked bitches nor has he gotten money since he adopted that new siamese. He is clearly a victim of catstration

by Gilgamesh55 February 25, 2009

catstac

catstac is cats mirrored, like a stack of cats (popular in japan)

and then my car crashed into a castac

by tito December 30, 2004