A cat is an animal that is smaller than most dogs, and bigger than most rat-dogs. They are either sweet, angelic, playful creatures or a demonic, punk-ass bitches. They have pointy ears and large eyes. They usually meow to communicate with their owners. Their noses have a distinct ridge pattern on them, like a humans fingerprint.
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When you turn off your light to go to sleep, that moment when you feel the eyes of something more... ...it is there... ...The CAT
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The superior life-form.
Cats are life, cats are everything.
Cats are playful, fluffy and love cuddles, plus they're really funny and clever! But you still gotta give them personal space, or you will end up without an eye (exaggeration), treat them right and you'll have a lovely, smart companion for life!!
The superior life-form.
Cats are life, cats are everything.
Cats are playful, fluffy and love cuddles, plus they're really funny and clever! But you still gotta give them personal space, or you will end up without an eye (exaggeration), treat them right and you'll have a lovely, smart companion for life!!
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Used to determine a level of catting off, usually at a workplace involving very little actual work or labor like an airport.
Tony : Adam bruh how the fuck do you have one shift a week and still somehow manage to call off for it every single week? Your catness levels are hitting all time highs!
Adam : Shut the fuck up Tony.
Adam : Shut the fuck up Tony.
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