Spinning Castles

Whenever someone comes up with ridiculous ideas that are particularly complex to solve simple problems or have no possible chance of happening. Often used in Software Development to indicate when someone is spewing a high degree of BS.

Bob is just Spinning Castles, his solution is 10 times more complicated than necessary. - OR - Benjamin is just Spinning Castles because there is no chance we are ever going to do that elaborate project!

by The Big Tasty April 14, 2021

sieging the castle

verb: a sexual act done by tucking your erect penis behind your legs (see mangina.) You then get a female to inspect this area and then release your surprise cock, creating a battering ram like motion into the girl's chin and/or eye.

She thought I was just doing a mangina, but she didn't know it was a trap and I was sieging the castle.

by Acalex January 25, 2009

frat castle

This term was coined by the gentlemen of the Georgia Eta chapter of Sigma Alpha Epsilon at Oglethorpe University, and is used to describe what is commonly referred to as a "fraternity house". The frat castle is the mother hub of social activities on campus.

Fratter #1: "Guys, where should we party tonight?"
Fratter #2: "The frat castle!"

All Fratters: TO THE FRAT CASTLE!!

by HateKillstead May 7, 2009

Castle Astle

(n): The besieged state of one's asshole the day after a late night visit to White Castle.

"Dude, that case of sliders I ate last night sure was delicious, but today I'm suffering from a serious case of Castle Astle."

"Honey, will you pick me up another box of flushable baby wipes? This Castle Astle just won't go away."

by agentcause February 27, 2009

Barnard Castle

To get your eyes tested

My vision is a bit blurry, I'm just going to drive to Barnard Castle

by BarkingMonkey May 26, 2020

Zarganzig's Castle

A mystical castle keep of folklore and legend. Guarded by the evil werewolves and zombie cats it has never beeen captured or even described until this day.

Zarganzig's castle was the setting of the famous "Whiiple Creak" Massacre in 1643.

by legendteller1643 May 3, 2007

slane castle

Slane Castle ,is set in heart of the Boyne Valley in Ireland. It has been used to host annual, usually sold-out,rock concerts including performances by The Red Hot CHili Peppers, U2, Foo Fighters and many others.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers rocked out at Slane Castle!!!

by miiiiiike August 24, 2005