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jimmy carter

A term used to insult one's abilities or to call them a failure.
Q: "What did you get on that test?"
A: "Not too well...I got a 20%. I really Jimmy Carter-ed it"

"I knew Jimmy Carter...I worked with Jimmy Carter...and you sir may be the worst failure in modern history, but you are no Jimmy Carter"
by Bucky O'Hare May 3, 2006
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Carter Norman

God with a buzzcut. Absolute legend. Watches anime but never gets a boner. Has only shown us his mortal form. World Record Kirby player. Smallest penis but largest balls. DO NOT ANGER HIM OR YOU WILL PAY.
I saw the legendary Carter Norman on the street. His balls dropped 50 feet.
by Lookin 4 BEANZ May 7, 2019
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Carter and Emma

by Track22 October 9, 2019
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Hairy Casper

(noun) The mischievous sexual act of a male ejaculating on to a woman's face while it is covered with her own hair, thus creating the image of a hairy ghost. A move best utilized when the woman does not want or expect it.
My boyfriend just gave me a hairy casper...thats the fifth time I'll have to shower today.

My boyfriend thought the salon gave me a cheap dye job so he gave me a hairy casper.

I ran out of hair gel, so i got my boyfriend to give me a hairy casper.

She escaped from my alligator fuckhouse, so i had to punish her with the hairy casper.

My girl tried to scream, but since i had just given her the hairy casper, all i heard were the bubbles.
by bswizzle October 22, 2008
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Carter

A young lad who eats pickles regularly and enjoys hurting innocent people by forcefeeding them mayonnaise, he drinks b
Youre a carter
by 97PoundRat June 17, 2020
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Carter

That kid at your school that is everyone's friend and is fun and enjoyable to be around. He is also intelligent yet athletic.
Person 1: Who is that? He seems nice. I kinda like him.

Person 2: That's Carter. I've known him since third grade and he's never stopped being kind. Also, you wouldn't be the first.
by PüššïŁïčkër123 November 21, 2016
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Carter

Carter is one amazing guy. He is so sweet and caring. He can help anyone out when they need help. Carters are really attractive for their looks and personality. They are very talented and intelligent, yet they are humble. They struggle with things that you would never guess they do until you talk to them. They are someone you can reach out to. Carter is a guy that falls deep in love with one girl and can never get over how much he loves her.
I never knew someone could be so amazing, but Carter is.
by PrettyPony9985 June 2, 2018
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