Noun - One who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. Franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.
Better not go into the room with them. Franzia friday is out of control... "thanks for that. Cardboard drunks are so annoying."
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She brought her swimmer cardboard date to the bar reccy last night... very handsome, shame they both turned soggy so quickly.
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