Cal/OSHA

California Occupational Safety and Health Act of 1973.

Inspector to Contractor:
Please follow the Cal/OSHA safty measures for woking in the trench deeper than 5 feet.
(They need to use Shoring and ladder or excavate in steps to prevent slide/caving...)

by SAYED January 13, 2008

Cal U

Welcome to Cal U of PA. Our college is located a few minutes off of I-70 and is basically a mile long. Yeah, there may be one gas station, one stop light, and no fast food, but we know our way around a good time and always have a drink in both hands. Worried about finding a place to park? Don't worry! With our broken down $20 million parking garage that is not accessible, you can find a good spot down in the river lot, don't forget to bring some popcorn because you'll be stuck at the train tracks for a solid 15-20 minutes. Just another excuse for us to be late to class. Looking for good eats? Had a stressful week? Don't worry, with our thirsty thursdays you'll be lucky to find yourself at the same damn party every week. Located in the middle of nowhere and looking for a nice place to hike? Well today is your lucky day because the only place to hike here is from Qwik Fil down to good old Todd's. Here at Cal U we get fantastic education and even though we are a small school that people constantly ask why we live in PA if we go to school the whole way in California, you'll always find us gathering in a giant circle with our arms around each other singing the great Wagon Wheel and tossing back a can of Natty Light because let's face it, that's really all we can afford. So cheers to another semester, because no matter if you transfer or graduate, us rat bastards always find our way back to the old town of California, Pennsylvania.

Those cal u bitches are crazy

by Anonymous16247 February 23, 2019

cal sully

carly silverman’s soulmate

wow look at that cal sully

by Cals mother March 29, 2021

Cal high

A school in San Ramon. All the white kids try to be black. Most of them wear true religion which makes u look like an idiot. The white kids will say “bruh” or have a black personality. If u walk in the bathroom u will smell the dab pens that the kids will geek off of. Just remember they are all stupid white kids that try to act black.

“Have you been to cal high?”
“Yes a lot of white kids act black”

by Cal high sucks January 15, 2019

CAL-P

CAL Premier Division of Cyberathlete Amatuer League. It was added around s10 because of many reasons, but one was because CAL was getting so much trizzafic.

fragger1 : IM 11 YEARS OLD BUT I HAVE CAL-P EXP
fragger2 : shuttup you hack
fragger1 : THATS ONLINE CS THESE DAYS

by krosmo March 1, 2005

cal poly

A CSU located in San Luis Obispo, far from the egotistical hippy cock-sucking enviornmentalist tree-hugging undegraduates at Cal that have ripped their parents on tuition, gained no practical education, and never talked face to face with a professor or industry.

Hi. I'm from Cal. I like to talk down to other universities using online dictionaries. I picked Cal Poly because they have excellent undergraduate programs in engineering, architecture, and agriculture. I am jealous of their practical approach to education and their small class sizes. I die a little each day I attend another 500 student lecture. I may be book smart, but I can't tell my mouth from my asshole.

by The Ass Hat May 5, 2006

cal-i

1. Used only by hardcore gamers that have been in the Cal league. (which is similar enough to the NBA for basketball)
2. Expresses something amazingor out of the orninary, so,mething good or great.
3. Done with exceptional skill
4. Is most often used for the 1st person shooter game "counter-strike"
5. Opposite of the term "ogl"

1.Woah Evren is so Cal-i, he just killed all 5 of those guys.
2. I didnt even study and i got 100 on my science final, thats so Cal-i
3.That Kung-fu guy just beat the shit outta 5 guys with knifes,bats, and chains, how Cal-i is that.
4.Did you see how Alemo headshot that guy from long A? He's either hacking or Cal-i
5.Britney spears is ogl and Disturbed is Cal-i.

by 5strong | Pyro #5s September 1, 2005