brand caddy

Someone who purchases (expensive) Branded accessories for an activity without being able to do it, like Golf Caddies are weighed down with equipment but not actually playing.

“Yeah, Justin new deck is sick but he can’t even skate dude, he’s just a Brand Caddy.”

by Budget Ninja August 21, 2014

caddy corner

diagonally opposite from the point where you are now, as if standing on one corner in a square

Ryan told Matt to come caddy corner through the parking lot. Matt did not, and got his truck stuck in an enormous mud hole.

by Slingshot, CKA September 22, 2008

Chip Caray

A TV announcer for the Atlanta Braves. Used to be the play-by-play announcer for the Chicago Cubs, and sucked at it. He used the words a "whale" of a play and so forth. His jokes were unfunny. (See example). Him and analyst Steve Stone are now replaced by the even more unfunny, Dusty Baker ass-kissers Len Kasper, and Bob Brenly. Chip also seemed to love Craig Biggio, A LOT.

When the Cubs were playing the Anaheim Angels, there were a lot of bees by the camera well at Anaheim Stadium, so Chip said "They must of ate lunch at 'Arbees'.}" It was extremely unfunny and the only funny part was that Steve stone was speechless for like 2 minutes afterwards. That's how bad the joke was.

Chip: And what a whale of a play by the definite future hall of famer, Craig Biggio! I love you Beege!

by rapsux May 7, 2005

Cady

Cady is the most prettiest amazing girl you will ever meet she is wonderful loves horses and she is a really good rider she is a great best friend she loves her family she is intelligent and very sassy.

Would you like to be friends with cady 💖💖💖💖💖💖❣️❤️❤️❤️❣️❣️👑👑

by Horse_lover_xoxo_ June 16, 2018

caddywhompus

(adj) a term used to describe something being chaotically off balance, messed up, or unorderly.

guy: dude, ive been playing xbox so much, that when i don't look at my TV, my vision goes all caddywhompus on me!

friend: yeah? maybe its that kush!

by ngsada July 14, 2010

Cadan

At first you might think he’s pretty weird and has some problems, but the more you get to know him, he will start to be pretty cool and chill

Oh yeah, Cadan will probably like memes too

by Coolmango January 25, 2019

Caddywamp

When one receives a blow job while sitting on the couch watching ESPN's top ten plays while simultaneously eating Buffalo Wild Wings covered in Buffalo Wild Wing's own Blazin' sauce, after driving to pick up the wings in his own Cadillac. Hence the prefix, "Caddy". (Note- The one receiving the "Caddywamp" HAS to be sweating from eating the wings, as to add to the love/hate relationship of recievig a cadywamp. Also, the number of wings has to be no less than six but no more than 24. To ensure that the blowjob does not last too long and the blowjobee (one giving the blowjob) does not tire out the jaw muscles so they to will be able to enjoy the delicious and delectable Buffalo Wild Wings)

Dude! Last night i got myself a caddywamp from the chick next door! But im still not sure if i loved it, or hated it.

by just a bro January 1, 2010