buzzard

a big fat rashy skank that hangs out at closing time around filthy cowboy bars, lookin' for some sodomy.

I drove by Crazy Horse last night and there were 4 or 5 buzzards hanging out front.

by mike methane November 21, 2002

buzzard

A broke down bitch that ain't got a dime to they name.

This chick dominique makinzie ain't shit but a barbie doll buzzard.

by The dudda man May 9, 2005

buzzard875

A forum member/ online player. Who mostly goes on when he is drunk or to flame game fanboys

nitendo is t3h r0xxors11!!111

buzzard875 then puts them into their place by flaming them

by Craig Buzzard March 17, 2005

Buzzard Hawk

A person that is sexually attracted to a person that is much older than them.
Typically, this term refers to a minor that prefers an older person (also known as reverse pedophilia).
More typically, this term refers to a homosexual person.

"OH MY SACRILEGE! That guy is so hot! I'd give 'im one."

"Dude, he's like 80 - you are SUCH a buzzard hawk!"

by LukaSM February 9, 2009

buzzard

A person who’s posture resembles that of a buzzard, often accompanied by scruffy hair.

mike strenkowski aka the buzz

by KKC August 26, 2004

buzzard

Someone's last name, I prank called the person and said "Hey, Buzzard, CAW! CAW! (bird noises)" and then hung up.

I think I'm gonna prank call Buzzard and ask for Hardcore Jerry!

by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004

buzzard

Slang term for marijuana.

Plur. buzzard
Sing. buzz

Hey, sarp, got some buzzard?

by MechanicalTimi & Valentine July 2, 2005