Buttsex Barbarian

A large Nordic man with lots of facial hair who ass rapes any living thing in sight in order to claim the anal treasure. Often times they will use the whale blubber they harvest for anal lubrication. Buttsex Barbarians know no fear.

John: “So the other day I was..”
*Buttsex Barbarian crashes into the room screaming with whale blubber all over his cock*
John: What the FUCK!
*John is knocked out with wood club and taken to the barbarian boat for a massive anal rampage*

by Nelson CockBerg September 6, 2018

Buttsex

a term men use to try and intiminate other males.

OMG me and this girl last night had hardcore Buttsex...

by 💀😈-DEMON+BOI-😈💀 January 31, 2020

Buttsex

I type of shock therapy

Damn that buttsex set my ass straight

by Grandma’ssnookiecookie April 19, 2020

buttsex

buttsex is gay form of anal sex

I love buttsex because i am gay

by fag inator September 21, 2020

Canadian buttsex

Using animal fat for Anal lube.

Save that bacon fat where having Canadian buttsex after breakfast!!!

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Hawaiian buttsex

The process of applying a pineapple ring over ones member before rear entry. A custom pineapple ring will be required if size matters. If you fit into the precut holes, you're either too young or not worth the effort!

He showed up for Hawaiian buttsex with canned pineapple so I got up and left.

by Vonslapherbottom September 18, 2017

buttsex

When someone humps you in your ass

He is gay cause he buttsexed me

by UplikedonaldTrump March 5, 2017