Gary Busey Scale Of Ugliness

A scale by which ugliness of an object is rated and can be used to compare the ugliness of two objects.
Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")

Guy 1: "Man, that chicks at least an 8"
Guy 2: "WOOF!"

by Bert Bert August 8, 2005

bushy beth issues

to have an unruly amount of pubic hair, or to be insulted based upon the unruly amount of pubic hair you possess. usually people realize they have bushy beth issues immediately before seeking a trim or shave.

where's my clippers at bro? i got some real bushy beth issues going done.

by cheybailey October 5, 2010

Smushy Bushy Beaver Box

An alliterative term for an Icelandic woman's slightly fuzzy gaping pudenda.

'Man, that smushy bushy beaver box smelt very fishy'

by Anarcha May 17, 2009

bushed

Bushed: A person that has been isolated from mainstream society for a long period of time, and/or has never seen a major urban setting.

A rural person that has never been to a big city.

A bushed person will temporarily become shocked or claustrophobic in an urban setting.

by Dennis L January 11, 2009

Ricky Bushytail

The "special" squirrel assistant of a deranged yet beloved, Belgian philosophy professor at the Catholic University of America.

Ricky Bushytail is a fucking squirrel philosopher, the Aristotle of squirrels.

by Hugh G. Rection III November 4, 2008

Pulling a Busey

to get thrown against anything numerous times, including walls, cabinets, mirrors or just thrown over a couch.

Gary Busey has been thrown 3 whole times into various things by a werewolf in the movie Silver Bullet, therefore if something like this happens to you, you automatically qualify in pulling a Busey.

by illnevertell September 22, 2005

Buseyed

Pronounced "Busey"ed. Derived from the relationship between Gary Busey and Nick Nolte, also commonly referred to as "the poor man's syndrome". This is when the person who looks like the retarded you is suddenly cast into the limelight while you, after all your hard work, are left standing in their wake.

Phil: Wait a second, did your ex just flash your down syndrome brother?
Me: Dude, I just totally got buseyed.

by Lil' Freckles September 26, 2005