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buffer monster

When loading a video on the Internet, this is the figurative monster that prevents you from seeing the entire video as one smooth video. This occurs when your progress in a video "catches up" with the part not yet loaded/buffered and the video is prevented from progressing until the next part loads/buffers.

Usually, the buffer monster gets you when you least expect it to or at the most inconvenient time of the video. Most common forms include the spinning circles, the "dot-dot-dot," and the growing and/or glowing bars. (Note: the buffer monster can also sometimes be invisible.)

To avoid the buffer monster:
1. Let the entire video load before pushing play.
2. Get a faster computer and/or internet connection.
"This next part of the video is amaz--dammit! It's still loading."
"Haha, yeah...the buffer monster got you!"
"Shut up, Todd."
by petros86 May 12, 2010
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Cock Buffer

an aggressive blow job with lots of spit and wax on wax off circular motions on the balls
by AdubP May 12, 2010
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Cock Buffer

Someone who buffs cock, cleaning every inch of it with their mouth. Not unlike buffing a dirty car.
"I hate that son of a bitch Mike, he is such a cock buffer"
by Tical January 17, 2005
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buffarillaphant

The result of a buffalo, gorilla, and elephant mating. In other words, an ugly-ass woman (or man)...
Guy #1: Dang, homie, did you SEE that chick back there?? ... gross!

Guy #2: yeah, dawg, she was a total buffarillaphant.
by HarryTheHobbit June 11, 2006
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Buffarillo

A breed of beast that has the face of a gorilla and the body of a buffalo. They travel in packs in the San Angelo, Texas area. On a Friday or Saturday night you can usually find them getting impregnated on the dance floor of Grahams. They are a vicious and repulsive animal. Stay far far away.
Any good looking girls there?

No, nothing but buffarillos.
by Something else. January 24, 2010
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Buffer Face

Buffer Face is the funny awkward facial shot of a person you see when a online video loads, then stops to buffer.
Oh jeez, this chick looked really hot at the start of the video, but look at her Buffer Face man, it's all botox
by KBX911 July 2, 2011
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Gerard Buffer

When you arrive too late, but it doesn't phase you.
Did you see Kyle this morning? He arrived 15 minutes too late. That's a Gerard Buffer if i've ever seen one :o
by SexxxyCatFurry69 December 16, 2021
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