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browser's remorse

The regret you feel when you've either:
Wasted too much time browsing the net, Facebook stalking, pinterest and now you feel unproductive and wasted all your free time.
Googled something you wished you didn't i.e. If you google blue waffle you will have browser's remorse.
Accidentally clicked on internet explorer and now have to wait for it to finish loading so you can close it and open an actual browser.
The regret of not having bought something you spotted the day before and now you can't stop thinking about it or lost out on a great deal.
"I've been in bed in the whole morning now I have browsers remorse."
"Man I've got serious browser's remorse...I thought Dirty Sanchez was that Mexican cowboy cartoon character."
"Yeah you dingus! if you wanna be a cheapass don't try to infect me with your browser's remorse tomorrow"
by Draken-Savage (JHB) May 8, 2017
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browser bankruptcy

when you have so many tabs and so many windows of your internet browser open that it is affecting the performance of your computer and the browser itself.
I had 7 windows of my browser open and 347 tabs open in my main window. I couldn't even get the mouse to move on the screen so I just filed for browser bankruptcy.
by Ohio driver March 30, 2015
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Browser cache

A temporary storage area in memory or on disk that holds the most recently downloaded Web pages.
Common types of caches include browser cache, disk cache, memory cache, and processor cache. Browser cache - Most web browsers cache webpage data by default. For example, when you visit a webpage, the browser may cache the HTML, images, and any CSS or JavaScript files referenced by the page.
by that_cool.idk October 23, 2017
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Browser-Based Cloud

An inconceivable term that should not exist. It means software that is installed across a network of internet browsers. Not secure, not safe, not feasible, not real. The type of term a salesperson would come up with without speaking to a member of marketing first.
My software is a browser-based cloud, the only thing more secure is a chimpanzee holding a banana.
by Sporky Donkey October 16, 2020
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