Brokeback Check

A test done to check whether someone claiming to go fishing has actually gone fishing or if they are having an illicit gay love affair. Simply place a note on the end of their fishing pole asking them to bring back some fish. If they do, the test is negative. If the note is still there at the end of the trip, it is positive. They've been to Brokeback.

"Hey, Dad's been going fishing a lot lately with his friend from work. Do you think something's going on?"

"I don't know. Better do a Brokeback Check."

by L & S January 4, 2009

brokeback-mounted

having gay cowboy sex

Seeing him in a western bar in leather chaps, being brokeback-mounted was Lance's dirty dream.

by dar ted December 29, 2006

Brokeback Hearts

A term referring to the gayness between Riku and Sora or Axel and Roxas in the popular video game Kingdom Hearts.

"Sooo...have you guys played Brokeback Hearts yet?"

by juumou May 2, 2006

Brokeback

1. Gay
2. V. To be Gay

1. You are so Brokeback
2. That's very Brokeback

by Gekko123 December 9, 2008

brokeback challenge

a dare between males when one's sexual preference is in question. the challenge entails watching the film Brokeback Mountain, alone, naked, in the dark, and uttering the words "i dare you to move" to one's own penis. if by the end of the film, said penis has not moved, the challenge has been met.

steve: man, that guy's such a stud.

bill: oh yeah? i bet you'd touch your toes for him.

steve: nah, i can appreciate the studliness of a guy without being gay.

bill: i seriously doubt it and a twelver of pbr says you fail a brokeback challenge.

steve: oh dude you're so on!

by dmonet January 7, 2009

Brokeback Brady

A nickname applied to New England Quarterback Tom Brady because he is an effeminate metrosexual and whiner. The term is in reference to the movie "Brokeback Mountain".

There goes Brokeback Brady getting help from the officials AGAIN!

by DevilPaul January 16, 2008

Brokeback Mountaining

A term reserved exclusively for Gaywouse and Failure for when they go 'man hiking' into the wilderness to cuddle.

"Where have they gone?"
"Just for abit of brokeback mountaining"

by xcvbhkjn March 14, 2010