broceries

Essentials that dudes buy at stores (bro groceries.) Examples include beer, shaving cream, Sports Illustrated and condoms.

Dwight: "Where did Kurt go?"
Jon: "He went to pick up some broceries before the game."

by hack314 September 30, 2007

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Broceptionist

A man receptionist.

Bro 1: I heard Ralph got a job at UBS.

Bro 2: Really?

Bro 1: Ya, but he's a Broceptionist though..

Bro 2: Ooh that sucks donkey balls. I hate Ralph.

by Sandy Manhammer March 2, 2009

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Brocle • Brocleave • brocken • Brocked • Brogle • Broblem • brocephus • brocery shopping • brolex • broceries

Broblem

A cross between bro and problem
1. No problem bro = no broblem
2. A bro that has a problem has a broblem
3. A bro that's being/causing a problem

1. "Thanks" "No broblem, man"
2. "I'll help take care of your broblem"
3. "Josh is being such a broblem lately"

by Gayerthangays February 26, 2015

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A bracelet hand made by one bro and given to another bro as a gift and a sign of friendship. It is most commonly made out from cut strips of a bandanna that have been braided together

The brocelet is the ultimate sign of a bro's devotion to his best bros and should be treated with the utmost sacred respect, never to be romoved except by uncontrollable and accidental means or to be replaced by another brocelet that has been received

Bro #1: "Hey bro, check it out. I made you a brocelet"

Bro #2: "Aw, thanks bro, i won't ever take this off...unless something uncontrollable happens like a surfing shark attack"

Bro #1: "You're my best bro man"

Bro #2: "You're MY best bro...i love you bro"

by C-$$$ January 26, 2009

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