Britney Spears 

A person without a proper voice (I'm telling the truth,sounds like a frogs croak) with some stupid beats in the background that keep repeating (AHHH!!) and just sells for showing her skin.She looks really ugly (I wonder why people think shes pretty anyway?) and she has no musical talent.WOuld do better starring in porn films for the idiots who like here who buy her just to see pictures of her nude (come on doesn't anyone have morals here?).Listen to REAL music where talent is and where the band members WORK in heir songs and are innovative and good.Listen to metal.Dont just listen to some loser whom you buy just for the pictures on the album flap.

Metal rules!Britney SUCKS!
Listen to real music...Listen to METAL!

Britney Spears by MetalMade April 18, 2005

Britney Spears 

a bunch of immature kids who like whack a whore poppy bubblegum songs are gonna yell out, "OMG!!!111 YOUSTH GUYSTH SUCKSTH!!!BRITNEYSTHS THE BOMBSTHS!!!! WOOT!!!!!! GO AMBERCROMBIETSHS!!!!!" because they read these definitions

i have no self esteem and i think my life is hard even though half of the annoying kid population worships me and i have enough money to have 100 horny midget sex slaves and 4 robots to chew my food

Britney Spears by GANJAMAN October 17, 2004

britney spears 

A whore with no talent.

Britney is a talentless poptart.

britney spears by Junie March 7, 2005

Britney Spears 

Noun

1. The illusionary coverage of any fluff material which has no relevance or place in societies eye and which is merely another reinforcement to the pillory the media has constructed over our eyes to blind us from any important current events.

2. A spectral media story or concoctive work aptly timed to distract from more pressing matters.

3. Irrelevant garbage news which satiates the ignorant and empty minded.

4. A person/celebrity who doesn't know you and doesn't care about you, but who the media thinks warrants your full attention and emotional faculties.

''Doesn't it bother you that when our news conglomerates do their 'week in review' segments, they never, ever seem to omit a Britney Spears mention? Last time I checked there was a WAR going on. ''

Britney Spears by Cognitive resonance November 7, 2007

Britney Spears 

The epitamy of white trash existance, she is ever thing wrong with the music business

Britney shoud be put out of her misery

Britney Spears by saba April 23, 2005

Britney Spears 

the most trashy "singer" ever to exsist

Look at that slut. She is such white trash. She's a replica of Britney Spears

Britney Spears by Bazzoookkaaaa September 6, 2008

Britney spears 

Noun: Erect nipples or tho on a man or woman. So called because the remind you of Britney, and they stick out like spears.

1) Damn! It's so cold in here! I'm wearin' two sweaters and I still got Britney spears!
2) Man! You could pop a balloon with those Britney spears!

Britney spears by Andy McLeod February 5, 2004