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The Branson

Ah, the Branson—a libation as alluring as the Ozark hills, its genesis inspired by the vibrant, yet quaint Branson, Missouri. Picture a tableau of country music, twinkling theater lights, and verdant golf courses. Now translate that into liquid form. Infused with the effervescent zing of sugar-free Red Bull, harmoniously mingled with the apple-infused aristocracy of Crown Apple, the Branson is punctuated by a sultry splash of cranberry juice—a nod to the fleeting colors of an Ozark sunset.

Like Branson itself, this cocktail is a paradox: sophisticated yet approachable, bustling yet tranquil. To sip the Branson is to be transported to a lakeside theater where banjos play softly and every firefly adds a flicker to your night. Just one taste, and you're no longer a tourist; you're part of the legend.
I’d like to order The Branson please, make it a double.
by DJ Ski October 4, 2023
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banus

Balls + Anus = Banus
Area between the balls and the anus. See chode.
Suck on a banus!
by Anonymous February 21, 2003
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richard branson

a rich fuck that is the co-creator of virgin mobile and yes, he does have his own private island..ive seen it...on MTV cribs
Richard Branson's son can't find himself a girlfriend so his dad has to buy off a girl for him
by The Owner of LOL November 6, 2007
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Branksome Hall

an all-girls private school in toronto where their kilts are always 20-inches above their knee and in the winter, they all have frostbite on their legs because they're not allowed to roll down their skirts. also houses a significant Asian population.
Bishop Strachan Girl: where's your skirt?
Branksome Hall Girl: oh. that's 'the look'. us brankies wear the skirt so it doesn't look like there's any skirt at all :)
by damn_gotcha May 7, 2009
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craven beanus

A small and VERY rare spider like creature, that lives along the marshes and swamps of a market town in berkshire.

Also term for a grotty "insect" or person who is a bit of a skank and who is in need of a jolly good wash.
"oooooooh that mandy is a right craven beanus"
by lord bagel dick November 16, 2006
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Marcellus Branson

Marcellus Branson is a garbage ass player not even worth a second round pick he's an inflated score because he's on the trash ass Spurs.
I'd rather have a Garth Bingham than a Marcellus Branson
by AnEblGM December 5, 2019
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brausages

Folds of flesh created by tight bra straps.
She shouldn't be wearing that skin-tight top considering the size of her brausages.
by Pete August 22, 2003
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