brain

1. When a male grabs his ball sack at the base and squeezes until the testicles are stretched to the point it resembles the human brain.

Mikey gave his co-worker "the brain" in which he received two swift kicks in the ass.

For more information, watch "Waiting"

by Anonymous...10-25-07 November 12, 2007

Brain

1) An intricately organized bundle of organic cables (axons) and processors (cell bodies) encased within the skull. It is responsible for all human thought and cognition.

2) A fatty piece of meat lodged in your head that, in males, is often in direct competition with the BALLS. (For most, the balls win). Also the most popular food item for zombies and Star Jones.

1) The nerdy, sex-deprived scientist opened up his lab supervisor's skull and was about to examine the guy's BRAIN, when he started to get really hungry, and then deduced logically that he was indeed a zombie.

2) Jimmy was contemplating whether or not to thrust his schlong into his girlfriend's pooper, when it suddenly became clear that his BRAIN was losing the contest to his balls.

by OpposingForks March 3, 2011

brain

To throw an object, usually a rock or coke can, at someone's head.

I wasn't bothered about getting up to nudge him awake, so I hefted a rock and brained him.

by Monk of War July 19, 2008

brains

The control center of most living organisms. Usually located in the head area.

That picture of an old man in a bathtub smearing feces all over himself hurts my brains.

by onethinwallaway February 19, 2005

Brain

The steps of the Brain are simple:
Step 1 - Put your hands palms facing each other and completely flat
Step 2 - Stick them inside another person's anus
Step 3 - With your hand in the same position form them both into fists
Step 4 - Ram your "brain" back and forth inside of the person for optimal pleasure

Guy: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Girl: Hell yeah.
Guy: I'm going to brain you so hard.

by VisibleKitten June 18, 2014

brains

antoer term for the ballsack - preferably a wrinkly one.

I forgot to zip up and next thing i know, my brains were hanging out for the world to admire.

by Monkfish May 3, 2004

brain

Not the most important part of a man ;)

Anne:omg isnt he's a genious whoa thats what we call a brain
Athina:uh what?brain?uh yea sure
Athina's inner self:duh there were much better things to notice..

by Dathinae May 3, 2008