bracketing

1. the act of supplementing before, and after gym workouts
2. the act of visting plankerville before, and after meals

"hey is joel bracketing again?"
"yeah, but he's not in the gym this time, he's in plankerville again"

by tina miller December 31, 2007

bracketologize

to put bracketology into action (see bracketology); to strategically develop a bracket. (The term "bracket" as used in this definition refers to a bracket for the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament. This tournament, "March Maddness", happens each year starting in mid-March and determines which team wins the NCAA Div. 1 Men's Basketball title.)

Want to go to BWW tonight?
No, I can't, I have to bracketologize! Brackets have to be locked in by Thursday!

by Me llamo Christina March 18, 2009

Bracket Nerd

A person overly obsessed with creating and evaluating championship brackets for sports tournaments.

I'm so tired of hearing all of those bracket nerds talk about who they picked for the NCAA.

by alphasniper April 8, 2011

Brackett

A unit of measurement for weight. 1 Brackett is roughly 12.5 lbs.

My buddy can bench press about 25 bracketts.

by You can call me daddy October 6, 2016

Bracketology

The fine art of destroying half of the populations NCAA bracket pool by a No. 1 seed being beaten by a No. 16 seed team.

Dude my bracket was destroyed last night but hey, that's bracketology.

by Stevo the Great May 11, 2018

Bracketboom

When a No. 1 seed loses to a No.16 seed team in the NCAA tournament.

I was doing so good until Friday night when I got bracketboom.

by Stevo the Great May 11, 2018

bracket

They are all hermaphrodites that are suuuper thiccccc. They are Also diagnosed with scoliosis and are sped. Their hobbies consist of listening to m and m and logic and shotgunning beers. They also wakes up chris breezy everymorning. He has no hoes cuz he has a 1 inch tooth gap.

DId you know that BRACKET has a pussy??

by sir sped the third September 27, 2019