boink swatter

the male sex organ .....
also known as the dude piston or penis

stick the boink swatter in the ham wallet

by $$$ zack Wynn#11 November 10, 2005

Bumper Boating

The act of docking without a foreskin

Simon went Bumper Boating with Chris because they were unable to dock.

by El Capitan! July 6, 2009

Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.

Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

by Psycat2 September 25, 2014

Boingo Head

A person who loves the band Oingo Boingo to a fanatical degree.

Person A: I want to have an orgy with every member of Oingo Boingo and their sisters while listening to The Oingo Boing Anthology!!!!!

Person B: You are the biggest Boingo Head!

by Dr. Terwilliker November 12, 2005

batin

Short for masturbating.

Hey, guys I'll be right, I'm watching some porn and soon I'll be batin.

by #mdma November 9, 2005

boing flip

As seen on popular television series, Scrubs. If someone is to insult you, and you want to give the same insult back, all you need say is boing filp, fliping the insult right back at the persons face.

Alex: God Ella, why do you always have to be so annoying???
Ella: Boing Flip!

by ella-bella22 August 25, 2006

bundy-bating

Compulsively masturbating, like Ted Bundy.

Tim: Why weren't you at work, Henry?

Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.

Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?

Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?

Tim: I....I have no life.

by YINever July 26, 2005