Belials

The kind of person that HAS to be better than everyone else. Because of this quality, the Belials struggles to make friends and insists on being an asshole to everyone he meets.

Helpful tip: If you ever find yourself talking to a Belials, make sure to let him think he is better than you. Doing otherwise will prove unsuccessful.

Examples:
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You----- "Oh look! I found a dollar on the ground, sweet!"
Belials---"That's nothing one time I found 72 dollars on the ground..."

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You-----" Awesome! I just got my black belt after all these years of hard work.

Belials--" I got 3 black belts in 2 months, I'm way better than you"

by Anonymous 871 January 4, 2013

you best believe

you best believe means that you better believe it, i’m not lying. if you say “you best believe” you are obviously telling the truth

john: what happened at carols party?
suzan: you best believe everyone was hammered

by farmerjessie December 7, 2018

believe it!

The most horrid, terifying term in the history of anime dubs.
Derrived from dattebayo by a sick, twisted dub comapny in order to subject children to mind control via lame sayings.

In short: "Dattebayo" is a cool way to end a sentance. "Believe it" is not.

"I'm Naruto uzumaki, and I'm gonna become the best Hokage ever, believe it!"
VS.
"I WILL be Hokage, just you wait! Dattebayo!"

by Narutarded September 16, 2006

make a beeline

Go straight for something you want to do or to go.

My grandma make a beeline for the smoking room as soon as she got off the plane.

by akiko hana July 26, 2016

i can't believe it's not butterface

A girl who you think has an unattractive face until you finally see her up close and are pleasantly surprised....

"Joe dude I thought that chick was a fuckin ugly cunt, but she actually had a I can't believe it's not butterface."

by Kyle JC January 13, 2008

make beliefs

Various pretensions and desperate believings manufactured, brainwashed and clung to in order to compensate for and quell the fear of THE UNKNOWN. Usually take the form of religions and cults.

1. Omar had been brainwashed into the way of the crescent moon prophet from an early age and was firmly entrenched in his make beliefs.

2. When Donna hit bottom in Key West; her anxiety and desperation led her to Jesus and a ready made group of make beliefs.

3. Even though raised Roman Catholic, Madonna gravitated to Caballa and other Judaic nuances to fill a void in her system of make beliefs.

by jim christ April 1, 2009

belicheater

belicheater (noun): a person that cheats so openly and then acts all arrogant about it that it is clear to anyone but an NFL-commissioner that such a person should be banned from the sport for life.

See also: belicheating (verb), leaving the field before the super bowl is over (phrase)

Did you see that guy with the camera taping the Jets* defensive signals? What a belicheater he is.

* also applies to someone taping Rams, Eagles, 49ers, Colts, Chargers, Bills, Giants, Bears, Browns, Texans, Titans, Dolphins signals.

by mark77mee March 19, 2008