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bohemian nut gallery

An artisitic presentation wherein passersby showcase their testicles against the outside of a framed exterior window pane for patrons dining in an exquisite restaurant to view, leaving an opaque film, similar to a fingerprint, for all to see.
(culprits) "Hey, let's go leave a bohemian nut gallery for the rich a**holes in that restaurant we got kicked out of last week."

(rich a**hole) "Honey! What is that smudge on the window?"
"Mother of God... that's a bohemian nut gallery!"
by snug harbor 407 December 4, 2009
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Bohemian

This term is incorrectly said to refer to a person who leads their life without regard to conventional standards of behaviour because that is how Gypsies lived and it was believed that Gypsies originally hailed from Bohemia, part of what is modern-day Czech Republic. Gypsies actually emigrated from northern Indian so it should also be noted that the term "Gypsy" which is derived from "Egyptian" is also incorrect although it is more widely accepted. The most etymologically correct term would be "Romani" or "Romany" which is the Gypsies original word for themselves.
Person 1: "Look at that hippie, he's such a Bohemian."
Person 2: "He doesn't look like a Czech to me."
by Lairor December 29, 2004
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Bohemian Blowjob

1.The act of having a girl give you a blowjob whilst singing dramatically to the song Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

2.Bohemian Blowjob- The giving of a blowjob while said recipient is singing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of his lungs.
Trixy gave me a bohemian blowjob when she wanted me to sing :/
by RoxanneRosalieCanuSmith September 30, 2010
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biochemist

A euphemism employed by science teachers in situations where it is inappropriate to use the word cunt, which accurately describes the world's most heinous inhabitants.
"He's a right biochemist."
by clinical biochemist June 13, 2014
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bohemia manor

a middle school / high school usually called Bo Manor but also referred to as Hoe Manor, Blow Manor, Keep it on the low Manor
Kyle-“so i’m dating this gilr form Bohemia Manor “

Jake-“ew bro what the fuck that gross you know their called Hoe manor right”

Kyle-“yeah it’s a one time thing then i’m out”
by hoe manor trash <3 June 1, 2018
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Bohemian Clusterfuck

When a simple situation is going down hill in a spectacular manner. Related to Epic Fail, except this is implied as the situation is happening, and ongoing. Mostly used when the situation is compounded by either random events, or lack of planning, and or human stupidity.
Our plans for meeting at the mall with our group of friends became a bohemian clusterfuck when tony decided to steal from sears, as my parents were browsing a kiosk next to us, and everyone got hungry for something different.

The gas station was the scene of the ultimate bohemian clusterfuck when the ice machine was empty, the soda fountain needed to be restocked, the hotdog cooker caught fire and the place was being robbed.
by mcporkins October 10, 2011
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bohemian beach biscuit

The act of having sex on the beach where the male pulls his penis out, dips it in the sand, then re inserts it into the woman's vagina.
Dude, I totally gave her a bohemian beach biscuit the other night at the beach. It did not end well
by jonnyjackmack March 16, 2015
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