veiny triumphant bastard

1. The huge, veiny, pulsing mass of erect glory that is the male penis.

2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.

1. My dick.

2. Yeah, I beat you in mw2, no big deal. It was only 10-1.
You veiny triumphant bastard.

by napolean butterscotch July 12, 2010

Bastardize

bas-tard-ize (Verb)

1. To diminish the quality or character of;

2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize

3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.

I usually like cover songs, but they really bastardized a classic.

by invisibleninjas August 11, 2009

Bastardising

To rip apart a selected format and screw with its originality

That Daniel has been bastardising our language again

by Dr Beatz April 23, 2008

Basten Brained

Someone who is the result of 16 generations of inbreeding therefor lacks any form of intelligence, self awareness and Behaves in hot-headed and impulsive way.
Usually also sociopathic.

That guy just hit his teacher because he didnt pass his test, He's Basten Brained

by xMonkeyMonk August 31, 2021

Clever Bastard

Adj. To be proper fucking clever.

Sam Franklin is one clever bastard

by Icatel August 22, 2011

Gentleman Bastard

A man who will say and do things in a very refined manner, but what he says and does are truly horrific things.

In The Dark Knight Rises, Bane was a gentleman bastard.

by restrictionenzyme July 31, 2012

Greasy Bastard

removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and lodging it in her ear to give the "wet willy" effect

I gave my girl a greasy bastard last night
omg did you just give me a greasy bastard?
prepare for a greasy bastard you slut

by GingGang August 21, 2018