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blister rogers

(like the television show personality, mr rogers) blister rogers reffers to shoes that resemble the "old man" style and give blisters.
Why don't you ever wear those mr rogers shoes

Because they give my feet blisters, they're blister rogers
by Joe2389 February 16, 2008
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blue bloater

A person suffering from advanced COPD with primarily chronic bronchitis rather than emphysema. Blue bloaters are so-named because impaired airflow leads to cyanosis (bluish coloration) and fluid retention (bloating).
Doctor: "The blue bloater in 902 coded this morning."
by Beyond the Pale June 2, 2011
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Netto Blaster

A small electronic device not designed for playing music at anything like public address volume, used by morons to demonstrate their godawful taste in music to a rightfully ungrateful public.

Rather than offending by sheer volume as a Ghetto Blaster would, the Netto Blaster irritates by its appalling sound quality - the net result of one small speaker, a complete lack of bass, and a spotty, gurning twat with his room temperature IQ mates who don't have the good manners to sit around and talk shite like the rest of the civilised world.
Sound from other end of bus or train: "Tssh tssh tssh"

Everyone: "Oh, for fuck's sake, which nobhead is waving his Netto Blaster around?"
by Mu Cow February 11, 2008
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Swagger Booster

A folded piece of paper in one's back pocket placed so that it is slightly visible used to draw attention to one's butt.
I use a swagger booster for the ladies so they check out my rump.
by Chilu November 29, 2011
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Good-blaster

A word to describe a firearm used in self-defense.
"Hey dude, I just used my good-blaster to blow away those fools who tried to rob me."
by NotAirMarshalJohn October 16, 2012
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cock blaster 9000

An item used to blast your cock, mainly using lemons as a fuel source. Though highly efficient, the lemons give off an odor that smells like a Shrek cosplayer who was late at Comicon. Cock blasters are also used as chemical weapons in Siberia, where a secret war between the hamsters of Guatemala and the geese of Guantanamo bay takes place, brawling for food, and women.
Damn, cock blaster 9000's are dangerous and smelly, but I have a way to use my Lemons.
by tkover9000 November 23, 2014
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ghetto-blaster

a chromed out portable cassette radio from the 80's the larger the better.
by Chris J May 11, 2003
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