A woman that appears attractive from a city block or more away that as she approaches a) is actually unattractive or b) is actually a man.
by miracleneeder February 22, 2011
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My ex girlfriend was a blockass
by buzzypeterson@yahoo.com December 31, 2014
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Someone who blocks and unblocks people so much it has become a habit. They use it as having the last word and not have to deal with your point of view, but then unblocks you so they can text you again soon after.
I'm telling you the bitch is an insane blockaholic. She starts bitching for nothing and then blocks you before you have time to answer. Then the next morning unblocks you to tell you she loves you. Then it happens all over again. Usually happens when mixing a bitch attitude with alcohol.
by Blackwater0928 November 29, 2016
Get the Blockaholic mug.This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017
Get the Blockade fart mug.For example, if one day a wild horde came banging upon your door you would be wise the assess the blockability of the door between yourself and the wild horde.
As another example, if one day you were wandering in a forest and find yourself separated from a beast by a fallen tree the blockability of the fallen tree could save your life.
As another example, if one day you were wandering in a forest and find yourself separated from a beast by a fallen tree the blockability of the fallen tree could save your life.
by CompletelySerious January 29, 2019
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The moment when someone named "TheDieBlock" Starts to talk about hentai or anime.
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The moment when someone named "TheDieBlock" Starts to talk about hentai or anime.
Damn man, the doctor told me I should start taking blockaphobia medication...
I'm sorry john, but I have blockaphobia, out babies won't last long...
I'm sorry john, but I have blockaphobia, out babies won't last long...
by Ranger man June 20, 2021
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