Blob Sister 

A term for female friends who are on their period simultaneously.

Are you a Blob Sister at the moment too?

Blob Sister by zombiemocker February 26, 2008

blob strop 

Female Premenstrual Syndrome. The time once a month when your lovely gentle lady turns into the psycho bitch whore from hell

"hey Bob, Did the Missus like the flowers you got her on Friday?"

"Nah,she was having a blob strop and I amost got 'em stuck up my arse"

blob strop by Chez1974 December 9, 2008

blob-bot 

Someone who achieves self-worth by living life through a set of repetitious, dramatic, and destructive relationships.

She is such a blob-bot for continuing to sleep with a married man.

blob-bot by jdmjr March 20, 2008

blob-like thing 

Something with a lot of curves and no particular form other than being a, well, blob. Quite insulting to be called one. Also insulting to have your artwork called one.

"He's a rather blob-like thing."
Her fancy abstract artwork was more of a blob-like thing.

blob-like thing by Gabbrette Karma September 17, 2013

blob week 

Period of menstruation.

"You can't shag me tonight dear, it's blob week".

blob week by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

blob hammock 

Sanitary napkin / pad.

"Aww damn! I'm bleeding out of my vagina again! Don't have blob hammock on ya by any chance, Carrie?"

blob hammock by KTSHUZMEOW April 8, 2006

blob of shit 

A person wo cannot move around or do anything productive because he is to fat and lazy

Skyler is like a big blob of shit when he works in the wind tower

blob of shit by Cumshotcarll August 27, 2017