Bithlo

A small township in east Orange County, Florida. Known for its Hiney Winery (The only wine that comes in a can!) and high-rate of cow-related accidents.

Bithlo is full of Bithlonians.

Dude, you're from Bithlo? I'm so sorry.

by R.A.S. aka Maddog3060 August 1, 2003

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Bithlo

Located in Central Florida. A tiny, belagured collection of trailer parks, scrapyards, hadji marts and various bits of rusted metal loosely organized into something that's supposed to resemble a town.

When driving from Whorelando, Bithlo is the shitty redneck hamlet one passes right before they enter another shitty redneck town called Christmas.

Hence, Bithlo is sometimes called "The Nightmare Before Christmas".

On my way to Whorelando, I stopped by the CircleK in Bithlo, where I was harassed for sex by a toothless, shirtless redneck.

by Dovetchka December 25, 2005

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Blithe

Adjective: Appearing to have a detached, yet cheerful, disposition.

(Often used dismissively as a way to bring up someone's improper behavior.)

Her blithe manner made her oblivious to the faux pas she committed.

by Sir Reality June 16, 2015

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blightful

(adj.) A slang word describing the state of being a blight. Often used to denote something really shitty or unfortunate. Similar to dreadful.

Really bad weather, fatally boring lecture, disease, Armageddon, how you feel when someone takes the last slice of pizza, etc.

ex: How blightful, the world is ending.

by Blightful July 26, 2012

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