Blessed the car

Having some good ol' sex in your new car is considered blessing it. You can do it on the bonnet, in the front or back seats, or even in the boot if you're dwarven.

"Me and Andy blessed his racecar last night in hopes that it would bring good luck"

"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"

by Queen of your heart September 24, 2016

abundantly blessed day

Meaning when you have moved on from your marriage and start a double life with someone that will use drugs with you and get high in large groups of crack heads

I am going to smoke crack you have a abundantly blessed day,like GOD don't see them smoking crack

by anonymous September 20, 2020

BlessedSeal

The youtuber who got popular on YouTube on September and who does r5reloaded for fun. Good seal and also very smart.

BlessedSeal is stupid, also ignore what BlessedSeal says

by Blessedseal December 19, 2021

Blaesed

(1) The act of lobbying for yourself to receive an invitation to a wedding.

"Kevin, I'm not going to get the Mick from your wedding am I? I really want to come and see the boys."

by Cal Ripken April 28, 2004

blesseder

An extension of the word blessed to be used as a reference to others.

For example, I am blesseder than the rest because I am able to go to a Federer match.

by 7Party4Life October 25, 2015

blessed cheese

A term used to insult a person based on their looks.

John: Ew Amy looks terrible; kind of liked blessed cheese

by Cleveland34 January 3, 2017

Blessed Chaldean

If ur Chaldean you got money so ur blessed

Look over there his a blessed Chaldean.

by Gino123 September 21, 2018