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No botch

I just ate my cat ......no botch
by Lucyyloserr September 26, 2018
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Botch artist

To botch, bungle, or ruin things so routinely and elegantly that it becomes a transcendent art form. Medieval botch artists were known for their depictions of landscapes on portrait canvas with dog poop. Revived in modern times to refer to those select few who botch everything in life naturally.
"Jonathan ripped the paper towel dispenser off the wall and reported himself to the police then pissed in a corner on camera."

"Yea he's a fucking botch artist."
by Billiam Valerie February 4, 2017
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Botch did

BOTCH DID!
by 🙌💎 STONKS February 22, 2021
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Berk Botch

Imagine your summer plans are ruined due to the poor planning of Berk. A once-in-a-lifetime free Isreal, weeks of planning, for what? No execution? Three weeks in the making and he can't close a trip? Ladies and Gentlemen: this is a Berk Botch (Trademark Pending).
I've been so busy and trusted that he could execute this plan for us as he implied he was the one in charge, but nothing got done and we are no longer going to Israel, what a Berk Botch.
by Won't-Let-This-Happen-Again February 2, 2023
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Botch

A botch is a person who is annoying and has moobs.

A botch is a better more modern term for bitch.
Im going to botch slap her.

dont call me a botch!

Oh my God. She's such a botch
by moobhead October 7, 2009
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botch job

An improvised and ultimately dishonest approach to repair so as only to provide a temporal verisimilitude of correct functionality.
The surgeon made a real botch job of my vasectomy and now I shit cum every other Tuesday.
by Dan Fox June 24, 2003
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Botch

A nicer word for a bitch. (Also a typo but lets forget that)
Ken: hi Amy

Amy: heyy my botch.
by Queen_B_Babe June 27, 2014
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