To botch, bungle, or ruin things so routinely and elegantly that it becomes a transcendent art form. Medieval botch artists were known for their depictions of landscapes on portrait canvas with dog poop. Revived in modern times to refer to those select few who botch everything in life naturally.
"Jonathan ripped the paper towel dispenser off the wall and reported himself to the police then pissed in a corner on camera."
"Yea he's a fucking botch artist."
"Yea he's a fucking botch artist."
by Billiam Valerie December 19, 2016