Finley Birch

Dodgy guy can we all agree. Got no age boundaries. To him age is just a number. Small dagger between his legs with a bonus one functioning testicle.

Finley Birch is a nonce

by joe wheatley 12345 April 17, 2024

Birch

the coolest fuckin person on the planet, very swaggy and epic, complete baddie, pulls all men and women alike, birch is the best friend u will ever meet, no lie, great at Yu-Gi-Oh and very attractive, birch is perfect in every way.

A: Is that Birch?
B: Yep look how cool they are

by soybean112 January 30, 2022

Birch Barlow

That fat conservative radio guy on The Simpsons.

Birch Barlow is the fourth branch of government and the fifty first state

by Toby Da Pug February 6, 2019

Birch

Wood that gets woman aroused.

I was at a non fire. We through in the Birch and the woman came from everywhere.

by J. Doe October 6, 2020

Birch

Name for a nice girl who for some unknown reason starts acting like a bitch.

What’s up with Tia, she acting like a total birch?

by Jeffreyutah March 28, 2024

mr birch

The greatest drama teacher living. Rumors about him spread around like butter.

Person A: "I heard Mr Birch hits people"
Person B: "Apparently he beat up Anne"
Person A: "Anne Example?!"
Person B "Apparently..."

by Alex the legend August 2, 2015

Birch

A type of wood that attracts the ladies. Known for it’s romantic blue flame.

I lit a fire with some Birch logs and got laid instantly.

by J. Doe September 22, 2020