Finley Birch

Dodgy guy can we all agree. Got no age boundaries. To him age is just a number. Small dagger between his legs with a bonus one functioning testicle.

Finley Birch is a nonce

by joe wheatley 12345 April 17, 2024

Joel Birch Complex

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.

Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!

by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025

On that Birch

To panic obsessively for no damn reason.

Hey man, why you on that birch
Dude, I dont know why, but im on that birch

by UncleSeth December 14, 2016

bichosexual

Latino term defining unreserved sexual attraction for Cristiano Ronaldo aka el bicho

soy bichosexual

by calientapuss October 30, 2021

Barch

An attack strategy in the popular mobile game Clash of Clans where the attacker uses both barbarians and archers, usually spreading them around the defenders base in a circle.

Dang! Some guy used a barch attack on my base and stole all my loot!

by WJ_Raider June 28, 2018

birchwood high school

A school full or drug addict teachers and a Mr gilwank to always be that extra asshole and all the students are all young kids who think they are hard but in reality they just wear a puma tracksuit and puffer there mum bought them.

your faggot your defiantly from Birchwood High School

by Mrs lalonges virginity April 13, 2020

Bichon Blitz

When your dog, specifically the Bichon Frise breed, runs crazily around the house. It usually occurs after a new person comes into the house or the dog is excited by something. The dog will usually run in a pattern, consisting of jumping on furniture and running around, under, or through furniture.

My dog bichon blitzed after my brother ran through the room.

by bichonblitz August 19, 2009