The Bidenomics recovery is like a guy who slashes your tires and then pats himself on the back for calling the tow truck.
President Mumbles Malarkey doesn’t realize telling people that Bidenomics is working is like telling someone you saved their reputation .When the guy said you liked shit sandwiches and you told them it couldn’t be true because you didn’t even like bread
by failsafe123 September 25, 2023
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When a person poops under the surface of a body of water (lake, river, etc), they receive extra cleansing in their anal region from carp attracted to the defecation.
-I took an aqua dump and got a Missouri Bidet in Party Cove over labor day weekend
-We forgot toilet paper on the boat, so hopefully there are carp in this lake for a Missouri Bidet
-We forgot toilet paper on the boat, so hopefully there are carp in this lake for a Missouri Bidet
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Get the Boe Biden mug.When a large man from the Midwest spackles the porcelain and has no toilet paper he uses a hot tub in the southern states.
Kris had came to the conclusion that Mitch did a “Tennessee bidet” after his analysis of the crime scene of the bathroom.
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Well now, you impolite, fake news asshole, you must realize that those Stone Cold Crooked Bidens are the real criminals we all should be focusing on!
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