Benedict Cockblock

A name coined by comedian Adam Carolla to describe a male who cock blocks other males.
Benedict Cockblock is a derivative of the name Benedict Arnold and is close cousin of the Uncle Dude.

The name first appeared on the 2.27.2009 episode of Adam Carolla's podcast during a conversation with guest Bill Simmons.

link;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb-6m8i5fkc

A Benedict Cockblock is guy who goes to a bachelor party and then tells his wife everything that happened.

or

A guy who tells his wife that a friend is cheating. Then the wife inevitably tells the friend's wife.

by dudeiwatedforyouman March 3, 2009

Benedict XVI

The new German Pope. Looks like the evil guy in the cloak from the star wars movies that shoots lightning from his fingers. Coincidence? I think not!

Person 1: That guys look very familiar.
Person 2: The guy from star wars who shoots lightning from his fingers?
Person 1: Oh yea your right!
Pope Benedict XVI: The darkside is strong withing you!

by Roger DCJ April 24, 2005

benedetrificiamental

Something that is equally beneficial and detrimental to you.

Wow, that mid day nap was benedetrificiamental. I needed the rest but now, I just want to go back to sleep!

by dcj1978 May 30, 2010

Bened

receiving half of a hand-job, and when not finished there is extreme pain.

Brah, you've just been bened

by graciejuicer July 30, 2011

Benedict Fartold

A loud fart in public that comes at a time when all recent previous farts have been silent, thereby betraying you much like Benedict Arnold betrayed the colonies during the Revolutionary War.

Chris: Dude, come on. You farted in the middle of the train while we were at that stop! Not cool, man.

Tom: Sorry bro, all my other farts today have been silent, so I thought the coast was clear to let it rip. A real Benedict Fartold.

by Toothpick McGee January 14, 2014

Blexed

Blexed is the art of becoming incomprehensibly annihilated through substantial substance abuse. Usually involving a concoction of multiple substances, although the desired effect can be stimulated of any one.

Greg: "Do you want to get blexed tonight?"

Steve: *Muttering Gibberish* "I'm half way there!"

by MandemOfTheErb January 16, 2017

Benedikt

So beautiful, nice, hot, funny boy who is always making you laugh and who is always by your side. He is always there for you when you need help. He doesn't want To have sth. or want's you To do sth. he is the best. Love!

Just be like Benedikt.

by L.i.l.l.y January 22, 2017