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believer 

be·liev·er, noun

Someone who rejects logic and fact in exchange for faith in fairy tales, mythology, and misinformation; which they wrongly declare as truth. Normally a believer is a daft uneducated sheep who is incapable of processing information not spoon fed to them by a con artist in a cassock.
1. He said "I'm a believer," like it wasn't a merit badge to his stupidity.

2. The con artist (or priest as they are sometimes referred to), called upon his congregation of believers (otherwise known as air headed voids of intelligence ) to meet at the stadium and beg their invisible sky daddy for rain.
believer by Factscanbeproven November 23, 2011
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True Believer 

Refers to an attorney who is willing to give the benefit of the doubt to his clients, or to one who often advocates for justified causes despite long odds of success.
The True Believer does not negotiate. Her clients are innocent. Innocent people do not plead guilty. There will be no plea here. This case is going to trial!
True Believer by Advocate512 July 29, 2012

the believer

A kick-ass anti-racism movie about a Jewish skinhead. Better than American History X.
Go wattch it yourself and you'll get an example of "The Believer."

Beliebers 

Also known as breadlibers and duckliebers are the most hated fan-base in the entire world. They have their own Wikipedia page, broke the Guinness Record and own about 86% of Twitter. People are saying that they are obsessed with Justin Bieber (their idol) but in reality they just want to help Justin become more successful.

Not only that but people are also judging the ENTIRE fan-base based on maybe 1-10 people's actions.
I myself am a belieber just trying to get the respect we all deserve but I do agree with some of those people... Beliebers can be a bit... overreacting.

Here's something to the 29 million beliebers :Kill them with KINDNESS
Beliebers by Crystals October 20, 2012

Believer 

When one has a dream, and they believe that they can fulfill it.
Karen, are you a believer?”
“Yes, Kyle, yes I am.”
Believer by sunflowersanctum October 31, 2019

believer hit 

The believer hit is the last hit in a pipe. It's mostly ash, so there's a chance that you'll get a mouthful of ash if you don't believe in yourself.
Tom: There's a believer hit left if you want it.
Steve: Fuck! I just inhaled a ton of ash.
Tom: Dude, you didn't believe hard enough.
believer hit by Mick Dragger November 26, 2013
A word used to describe believing in the world famous Justin Bieber.
"Omg I love Justin Bieber so much that I now beliebe in him!"
beliebe by flydappaboop December 22, 2013