few beers short of a carton

Used to describe a person with a low braincell count.

That dude is seriously a few beers short of a carton.

by markuz July 11, 2005

Beefsteak

An incredibly hot girl, usually one wearing spandex shorts.

"Oh man, look at that beefsteak!"
"Damn, thats some hot beefsteak!"
"Who knew there was beefsteak at track meets!"

by Light555 January 13, 2010

beefstew

when a person sits on another and farts on the other persons face

"Give him a beefstew!!"

by Zvezdomir Todorov October 31, 2006

Maintenance Beers

Beers drank in order to fend off the early stages of hangover and/or alcohol withdrawal. Also used to repress deep-seeded anger towards life in general.

"Hey Pete, why are you drinking, it's 8:30 in the morning"
Answer: "Maintenance beers Bro."

by Major Awesome April 2, 2010

becks

Yeah, thats what I call a beer.

I want becks, now, suddenly, give me becks

by Reg July 30, 2004

not in a million beers

referring to something you would not participate in even if you were impossibly drunk.

"Hey would you bang Sheila?"

"Not in a million beers!"

by Carl Lanser March 20, 2008

how many beers would it take?

a game popularized by Phil Hendrie.
You rate women based on how much alocohol/drugs it would take to fuck
them

pam anderson = 0 beers
your girlfriend = 10 beers
My girlfriend = 1/2 a keg
Hillary Clinton = heroin

by 420hitter December 4, 2002