kid writing in journal: “yesderday me and momy went to the beech. it was fun”
teacher: “michael, see me after class. you’re in grade 11 and this was supposed to be your chemistry assessment”
teacher: “michael, see me after class. you’re in grade 11 and this was supposed to be your chemistry assessment”
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Location: One mile east of the junction of Highway 33 and Highway 128. (lower middle part of bumm fucking Illinois)
Demographic: Black .02% , White 53%, White Trash 47%.
Average Yearly Income: $12,573
Nickname: Beecher
Description: One time "High Times Weed Capital of the World", Beecher City is now just a small town 15 miles west of Effingham, with alot (and i do mean alot) of stoners.
Location: One mile east of the junction of Highway 33 and Highway 128. (lower middle part of bumm fucking Illinois)
Demographic: Black .02% , White 53%, White Trash 47%.
Average Yearly Income: $12,573
Nickname: Beecher
Description: One time "High Times Weed Capital of the World", Beecher City is now just a small town 15 miles west of Effingham, with alot (and i do mean alot) of stoners.
Meghann "So, is there anywhere to work at in Beecher City?"
Alex "No."
Meghann "What about the Beecher Meat Factory?"
Alex "What? There's no meat facto..."
"Oh, a masturbation joke, nice"
Alex "No."
Meghann "What about the Beecher Meat Factory?"
Alex "What? There's no meat facto..."
"Oh, a masturbation joke, nice"
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While your friend (preferably a guy) is sleeping, aggressively swipe the warm, moist, pungent smelling area between your ball sack and your upper inner thigh with your index finger. Proceed to swipe that same index finger down your sleeping friend's philtrum (the vertical depression between the nose and upper lip). Similar to Vick's Vapo Rub, your friend will inhale this scent all night long.
Being too lazy to perform the Abe Lincoln and not wanting to risk being caught tea bagging Steve, Hayden gave him the less-intrusive, longer-lasting beechnut instead.
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Get the beech mug.A straightaway in Florida (also known as Route 528; formerly known as Bee Line Expressway) between Orlando and Cocoa Beach. Speed limit is 70 but most cars go 100+ and get away with it.
*Cop 1: We seriously need to do something about those speeding cars going at least 30MPH over the limit on Beachline Expressway. All I did was to pull over cars 24/7 and write speeding tickets, and I am not even getting sleep! Plus, I didn't get to spend time with my mom on Mother's day.
*Cop 2: Yeah we should discuss this meeting. Let's see whether there are a lot of accidents from speeders and decide whether to raise speed limit to 90 or hire more traffic cops.
*Cop 2: Yeah we should discuss this meeting. Let's see whether there are a lot of accidents from speeders and decide whether to raise speed limit to 90 or hire more traffic cops.
by NHRHS2010 June 3, 2011
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Person 1: “hey, what school do you go to?”
Person 2: “I go to that one school that only allows homosexuals to attend”
Person 1: “ahhhh so beech high school?”
Person 2: “yup”
Person 2: “I go to that one school that only allows homosexuals to attend”
Person 1: “ahhhh so beech high school?”
Person 2: “yup”
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