Bear

A large and/or tall woman (term preferred for over-muscular types) that could easily rape you in a dark alley if she wanted to.

1. Damn, that's a bear! She would easily be able to beat Mike Tyson in an arm wrestling challenge.

2. She's not a true bear, she's fat but also short.

by Mr_Moustache February 18, 2013

Bear

This is a term used for for black people that stand up really tall and stare at each other before a fight, because that's what bears do, a wigger that does this is called a polar bear.

*Someone bumps into black guy.

*Black guy stands up tall and puts his chest on the guy.

Black guy: "What choo gonna do lil' nigga!"

Guy: lol bear!

by DUH_13 July 14, 2009

Bear

Code word for a cigarette for when your parents for family members don't know you smoke.

"Hey ashley want to go outside and kill a bear with me?"
"Yeah sure!"

"Hey, do you have an extra bear?"

by Karleylux January 26, 2012

Bear

alot

there are bear people in the room

that girl is bear buff

by danny November 05, 2003

bear

Any gay man who is both obese and layered in a significant amount of hair. Bears in the gay community are considered a fetish.

I am a 20 yr old single white male and I like assertive bears.

by Matt DFav January 19, 2007

bear

NATO reporting name for legendary Soviet long-range reconnaisance bomber. Used to be often found snooping around UK and US airspace. Still in service after 50 years.

I heard the airforce had to escort a couple of bears out of NATO airspace. Again.

by Maiga August 06, 2005

bears

what i am going to make in this dude's mouth for stating that the origin of "bears" is from South Park. Any respectable person is clearly aware of this and doesn't need to display their familiarity with the greatest and most intelligent show on television.

I am going to make my bears your bears by shitting in your mouth and confirming that you digest them.

by bmoc July 31, 2006