bats

A slang term for STDs.
Originates from Cambridge, Ontario.

John: Don't go in there man... there's a lot of bats in that cave.

Brad: Woah, did you see that?!
Ryan: Tell ********* to close her goddamned legs!!

by unleashthebats April 12, 2008

Bat

To beat your girlfriend up after she pushes you you to the limit.

She got out of line, so I batted the bitch!

by tony January 23, 2005

Bat

A old man getting fucked

Look at that bat getting fucked.

by daniel rocky January 27, 2010

bat

A computer freak who closes curtains and windows and locks himself in a room (cave like area).

"Eddie stop batting it out!"

by Ben Sinclair October 30, 2003

Bats on

When you say one has his or her bats on, it means that the person is in an outrageously blantant and very very foul and nasty mood.

Don't bother the boss; he just lost the Marshall account and man, he has his bats on today!

by the answer lady August 6, 2011

Bats

Short form of Batman. Often used by comic book writers.

Didja hear about the latest scandal? The guy who plays Bats in "Dark Knight" was accused of assault!

by pentozali August 21, 2008

bat

To put a bat on someone means to kick the shit through somebody.

We're gonna put a bat on him.

Lets bat him.

by cumbrian sheep farmer April 13, 2006