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basketball practice

When your girlfriend massages your balls so thoroughly that you ejaculate prior to sex.
Dude, did you screw Jackie last night? No, I was going to but after basketball practice I was totally spent.
by balboabob October 13, 2016
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Texas Style Basketball

is a form of "basketball" that is played by athletes only. This style is not truly "basketball", it is a form developed by those whose natural athletic ability has overshadowed players own progress of skill and understanding of the sport.

It is incredibly annoying to play with members of Texas Style, these players have never herd the terms over-dribbling, pass, jumper form, to much one-on-one, teammate, and foul (unless it benefits them at the end of the game). Texas Style players are often more concerned with "Got'ems" than actual points or winning. "Got'ems" appear to be so important that fans of Texas Style are seen running around the gym waving towels when a "Got'em" is performed. This "Got'em" is no specific move, in fact the moves can vary in degree and structure. For the most part, members of the caucasian race are percolated upon for the most chosen "Got'em".

Members of Texas Style basketball include D. Rose, J. Wall, LBJ, D. Wade, R. Westbrook, T. Thomas, and any player from the University of Texas. The term Texas Style Basketball was specifically invented for members of Rick Barnes Longhorn teams. Since the intro of Texas Style Basketball the expression has now carried over to the modern basketball player (no skill super athlete) found in the NBA, NCAA, and even local gyms around the country.
Steve: Hello Chris, How are you? Have you participated in any recreational sports recently?

Chris: I'm fantastic Steve, thanks for asking. I actually played basketball at the local gym last night, if thats what you call it.

Steve: What do you mean?

Chris: A bunch of Texas Style players were there running up and down the court just looking for their next victim to receive a "Got'em".

Steve: That is typical of Texas Style Basketball players, in fact Texas Style games are plagued with turnovers.

Chris: You're right Steve, from now on, the only Texas player I am acknowledging is Dirk Nowitzki.

Steve: You said it Chris!!!
by REAL BALLER July 7, 2011
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biscuit in the basket

Brad was not able to get the biscuit in the basket.
by Babar_the_Elephant November 4, 2013
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basket trick

The act of a prostitute, usually Asian, who lowers herself upon a male penis while suspended from a ceiling hung basket.
That little Phillipino chick does a mean basket trick.
by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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Basketball Field

An outdoor surface, typically a finely groomed fescue or other graminoid, on which the sport invented by Dr. James Nasmith is contested. Often confused with the more common, yet inferior, basketball court, these fields are much gentler on joints and ligaments. Sizes may vary, although regulation fields are 94' x 50'.
1. I am going to the basketball field to dribble my ball.

2. Those tall people are always on the basketball field.
by Baseketball July 7, 2010
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yeaster basket

An adult Easter basket that is full of beer, which is fermented by yeast. Easter + Yeast => Yeaster.
After shopping for Easter supplies for the kids, Holly stopped at the Craft Beer Cellar and picked up a Yeaster Basket for her husband.
by Birdie#697 May 11, 2014
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soft stuffing the basket

Attempting to have sex with a flaccid penis. Most likely to happen after a night of drinking
OMG- Drew was so drunk he spent HOURS soft stuffing the basket. I finally had to clue him in.....
by kiki921 August 5, 2007
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