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Barber Shop

Hang out area to get your hair cut...and talk to older men about your problems, listen to good music, and if you go to a good barber shop laugh up a storm.
Bob: Ayo man I'm going to go chill at the barber shop...I just broke up wit my girl and I'm lookin for a clean shave
by Joshua Corbin May 29, 2009
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clive barkering

Clive Barkering is when you throw your cum on people.
Bruce walked in on James and Adam CLive Barkering on each other, they were covered in each others splooge.
by CLive_Barker August 17, 2015
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lumpy barney

the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney
after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney
by manbearpig301 March 11, 2007
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Barney-mugging

Barney-mugging, is a slang word from the 1920's meaning SEX
Yup, I was barney-mugging Ashley all night long baby! Whoooo!!!
by AlreadyDead June 20, 2007
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Barber Shopped

When someone stands next to you with their balls and scrotum resting pleasantly on your shoulder with extreme precision.
When you are sitting on a bench in the city and someone stands next to you with their balls resting on your shoulder, Barber Shopped!
by xNYx VoLTaGExx July 30, 2010
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barfer

One who regurgitates ,pukes...from the gut/stomach.Usually caused by excess alcohol or by swallowing abstract fluid.
I think she is a big barfer.....
by Big Papa DD May 26, 2018
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A Barber's Cat

Seldom used nowadays and of obscure origin, it is generally defined as one with an overly exaggerated opinion of one's own importance and/or knowledge.
"Adolph Hitler, when you really think about it, was little more than the ultimate example of a barber's cat."
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