One Armed Mexican Bandit

When one pleasures themselves with a sprinkling of chilli sauce on the hand.

I had a great One armed Mexican bandit last night. Might have used too much chilli though my cock's still glowing!

by Buuung November 20, 2014

Ass Bandit

One who sticks his choo choo in the rear tunnel. Going up the hershey highway.

I missed the pussy and became an ass bandit.

by Dave F December 11, 2003

Big Dick Bandit

When a guy with a bigger dick steals your girl.

Don't let the big dick bandit get close to your girlfriend, you've been warned.

by Blueballsswaylee February 25, 2017

Bandit Country

The areas of South Armagh and Fermanagh which, during the period known as the troubles, were in all reality ungovernable by the British Government due to it's proximity to the border with the Republic of Ireland and the general population of the area, most of whom were sympathetic to the provisional IRA. The areas were infamous for sniper attacks, large bombings and cross boarder smuggling. The British media therefore gave it the name "bandit country"

Extract from the BBC - "The dismantling of the base in Crossmaglen is seen as highly symbolic, given the village's place at the heart of what was often referred during the Troubles as 'Bandit Country'."

by TheKnowlege September 10, 2010

The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit

A man who runs up to Ohio people and tickles their butthole with a technique that makes them shit everywhere, he then tastes the shit and decides if you blaze or not, if you do, he’ll call the police on you, watch out there in Ohio or you’ll be next!

The Ohio Butthole tickling bandit tickled me until I shat in his hand!

by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022

egg bandit

a person who throws eggs at cars and you

Damn you, Egg Bandit! Damn YOU!!!!!

by Ally Greig January 15, 2006

Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution

One of the best bands in the universe members of streetlight manifesto.

Man Bandits of the acoustic revolution kick serious ass.

by Kevin Thompson January 10, 2004