banana logic

A man picks up two bananas and sticks one in each ear. He looks around and notices that he doesn't see any alligators. Using banana logic, he would conclude that alligators must be afraid of bananas and, therefore, the bananas are the reason he doesn't see any aligators.

by CaptAmerica October 9, 2008

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buffing the banana

Another word for Masturbation; Buffing is the "rubbbing" and the Banana is another word for long penis.

Raj: Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Ricky K: I was buffing the banana ;)

by Ricky K November 15, 2007

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creamed banana

When a men's penis still has the residue of a women's cum on it, usually only right after intercourse.

Slut: Oh, YES!! That sex was so great! Now... come here you.... let me take a taste of your creamed banana....

SHLOOP! SHLOOP! AUAGHHH!

by Carlito October 6, 2004

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hand banana

A character from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
A banana shaped dog, seemingly friendly however Hand Banana is a manipulative anal rapist.

Hand Banana: 'All i like is ball... and good... and rape'

Hand Banana: 'Tonight...You'

Hand Banana: 'Looks like your basting that turkey over there. Mind if i slip in and take the temperature?'

by DocFlox April 1, 2009

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Kris get the banana

Potassium

"Kris get the banana."
"Potassium

by Minchii September 18, 2021

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Banana

A racial slur for an Asian-American. Means yellow on the outside but white on the inside. Looks Asian but fails to embrace Asian culture, traditions, beliefs, and family lineage.

"Look at that Asian guy driving that Ford pickup truck."

"Fucking Banana. Surprised its not a Toyota or Honda."

by M_Dubz152 June 7, 2023

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