Balatroified

When someone ignores something highly recommended only to realize that it's good.

Person 1: I'm probably not going to play Balatro because I probably won't like it.
Person 2: It's an amazing game you have to try it!
Person 1: I just played it and it's actually pretty good! I've been balatroified

by TheFlyingDove February 19, 2025

Balatrosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to the joker cards in the game Balatro

Person 1: Yo bro have you ever fantasied about the jokers
Person 2: what do you mean
Person 1: I find them really attractive
Person 2: Interestinggggg
Person 1: I WANNA FUCK THE JOKERS, IM BALATROSEXUAL

by FatJanet_69 February 24, 2025

Balistotechnics

/bəˌlɪs.toʊˈtɛk.nɪks/

The technical and artisanal discipline concerning the preparation, refinement, and performance optimization of small arms ammunition.

From Greek ballistos (“to throw”) + technē (“art, craft”), modeled after “pyrotechnics” and “aerotechnics.”

“Precision isn’t luck — it’s balistotechnics backed by data and a steady hand.”

by Ray Ellis Patriarca July 31, 2025

Evil Balint

A seperate dimension balint with purely calming and loving intent, usually with dark skin and wearing a blue jacket, like the ‘opposite’ of a Balint

Oh shit it’s Evil Balint!

by Spubky July 2, 2024

Algrei Gabriel Baliton

Not sigma

Algrei Gabriel Baliton likes to suck dicks

by urmomanddadxdxdxdx12345678910 November 22, 2021