on csgo:
french guy: can we try rushing a please?? (on a french accent)
guy 1: oh là là oui oui baguette je ne pas ecouté le radio c'est magnifique
french guy: can you shut the fuck up
guy 1: je ne sais pas où est la bibliothèque excusez-moi

oui oui baguette by kerosenx March 17, 2021

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Canadian Baguette

The act of filling your partner's ass with mapple sirup then puttin your penis in it and making your partner suck it.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Baguette yesterday because she was nice and stayed in the kitchen all day she appreciated the treat.

Canadian Baguette by Tchando November 23, 2020

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drop a baguette

Defecation, take a shit. From terminology used to describe how a bird caused the Large Hadron Collider particle accelerator to shit the bed on November 5, 2009.

"Gotta go drop a baguette before I've got skid marks in my underwear."

drop a baguette by RobSPit November 15, 2009

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french baguette

A feminine pad that is fully permeated with period blood to the point of hardening, which gives it a natural oblong shape and consistency, as well as touch texture similar to that of an oven-fresh french baguette.

Tod: "I attempted to have sex with my girl last night, but when I tried to feel her up, I was greeted with that once-a-month feminine surprise in a form of french baguette"
Sean: "French baguette? What's that?"
Tod: "A fully soaked and hardened menstrual pad, Sean"

french baguette by Tunisius September 19, 2013

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